mountaineer musing


me the mountaineer "YOU'RE SUCH A [-BLEEP-]!" -- fake sarahk "an homage to my favorite idiot" -- fake sarahk "Carry the one mther f#%er!" -- Acctg. Trainer "<sobbing>" -- Joel Star-Mangled Banner muse buttons e-mail me: sirkisser - at - gmail -dot- com my Amazon wishlist peacebloggers Sorry Everybody the babe war tiny fragments of imperfection if i knew all the letters, i could spell my name. (jason mraz, 0% talent) i'm lamer than my fans give me credit for (john mayer, lamer than my fans) i bare my windowed self, untamed and untalented . . . (jason mraz) don't try to tune my guitar, i'm tone deaf (evanescence, goodbye) see, you and me have a better time when the radio is off (DuMB, the best of what's around) another whole box of pandora's There's something in the way you sing that makes me feel ill, your lyrics confuse me, you and your thesis abuse my brain . . . after an afternoon with you my ears bleed red (jason mraz, after an afternoon of bad music) Your music weighs on me as heavy as stone . . . I was just wondering if you'd come along to hold up my hair in the bathroom after I listen to your album . . . I'll do the same if the same's what you want . . . (DuMB, the stoner) Daniel is the best, meow meow!	January 23, 2005 dang it! i'm sick of quality shows getting yanked because of ratings. there was a time when even the worst shows played for a full season. then it dropped to 13 episode chunks. now even a failed first episode will get you the hook. case in point: my big fat obnoxious boss. for reasons beyond me, fox is going to webcast the last 5 episodes rather than show them as God intended. now, i give Fox credit for agreeing to webcast them instead of dumping them completely or making fans wait for the summer. abc broke my heart when they shelved the second mole series for 4 months after airing just 3-4 episodes. now fox has done the same. and its not like they have replaced it with something better. they have replaced obnoxious boss with the LEAST FUNNY CARTOON EVER: THE FAMILY GUY. i tried to watch this piece of garbage when it was first aired and lasted about 10 minutes, and gave it another try last week because it's become an "underground" hit. well, its not better--still garbage. certainly not the quality entertainment that would have been provided by obnoxious boss. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. # posted by the real sarahk @ 11:53 AM \| << Home	blog family fake sarahk link maggie katzen our favorite D.I. in training, RISAWN! blogroll archives ne plus ultra "i'll never let the door hit your behind on the way out" Mayer, Your Body is a Sweat Gland "fist to face . . . mace to eyes . . . baton to head . . . chest to ground . . . you're under arrest punk." Mraz, After an Afternoon of Protesting "well i've heard a thousand things come out of your face, but i stopped listening when i needed some space" Mraz, 1000 Things Said Is 993 Too Many "i'd rather starve than eat your mystery meat" Mayer, My Stupid Songs "i know you're a mime mime mime, but you do it so badly it bores ofttimes" Mayer, Your Body Has Gotten Out of Hand "unfortunately you will diss me and i'll diss you back" Mraz, 1000 Things Better Left Unsaid "get me to an emergency room! baby you, you've got my only heart!" Mayer, Open Heart Surgery "i'm absolutely definite absolutely positive absolutely definitely positively redundant." Mraz, Did I Fool Ya Into Buying This Blech? "there's something in the way you laugh that makes my ears bleed" Mraz, After an Afternoon With You My Ears Bleed "you can be glad in the morning, i'll sneak out the back, and leave you alone here. i'm ice cold baby." Mayer, Music Retread "i'm sleeping to dream about your twin sister, i'm so tired of having to live with your nagging." Mraz, Sleeping to Dream of Another "i can't survive on the breath you are finished with--too much CO2" Mayer, Come Back With My Scuba Gear "i called because I just need to hear myself on the line." Mayer, Split Pesonality Madness a long-awaited end face in palm ... tear to tear ... fingers in ears ... heart to ground ... i am in love with myself ... (jason mraz, after an afternoon of bad music) there's no place to hide from our music (nickel creek, this side of hades) how wonderful life is while I'm asleep (elton john, your song) you're sour as crab apples, you must not be the one. (chantal kreviazuk, crab apples) Don't you remember? We built this city . . . we built this city on rock an' roll . . . Clowns never laughed before, beanstalks never grew. Ponies never ran before. 'Till I met you. All right stop collaborate and listen I'm back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop yo I don't know My lovely horse, running through the field, Where are you going, with your fetlocks blowing in the wind? I want to shower you with sugar lumps, and ride you over fences. Polish your hooves every single day, and bring you to the horse dentist. My lovely horse, you're a pony no more. Running around with a man on your back, like a train in the night, like a train in the niiigghhtttt. . . Get My Lovely Horse Here

me the mountaineer

"YOU'RE SUCH A
[-BLEEP-]!" -- fake sarahk

"an homage to my favorite idiot" -- fake sarahk

"Carry the one m*ther
f#*%er!" -- Acctg. Trainer

"<sobbing>" -- Joel

Star-Mangled Banner

muse buttons

e-mail me:
sirkisser - at -
gmail -dot- com

my Amazon wishlist

   peacebloggers

   Sorry Everybody

the babe war

tiny fragments
of imperfection

if i knew all the letters, i could spell my name. (jason mraz, 0% talent)

i'm lamer than my fans give me credit for (john mayer, lamer than my fans)

i bare my windowed self, untamed and untalented . . . (jason mraz)

don't try to tune my guitar, i'm tone deaf (evanescence, goodbye)

see, you and me have a better time when the radio is off (DuMB, the best of what's around)

another whole
box of
pandora's

There's something in the way you sing that makes me feel ill, your lyrics confuse me, you and your thesis abuse my brain . . . after an afternoon with you my ears bleed red (jason mraz, after an afternoon of bad music)

Your music weighs on me as heavy as stone . . . I was just wondering if you'd come along to hold up my hair in the bathroom after I listen to your album . . . I'll do the same if the same's what you want . . . (DuMB, the stoner)

Daniel is the best, meow meow!

January 23, 2005

dang it!

i'm sick of quality shows getting yanked because of ratings. there was a time when even the worst shows played for a full season. then it dropped to 13 episode chunks. now even a failed first episode will get you the hook. case in point: my big fat obnoxious boss. for reasons beyond me, fox is going to webcast the last 5 episodes rather than show them as God intended. now, i give Fox credit for agreeing to webcast them instead of dumping them completely or making fans wait for the summer. abc broke my heart when they shelved the second mole series for 4 months after airing just 3-4 episodes. now fox has done the same. and its not like they have replaced it with something better. they have replaced obnoxious boss with the LEAST FUNNY CARTOON EVER: THE FAMILY GUY. i tried to watch this piece of garbage when it was first aired and lasted about 10 minutes, and gave it another try last week because it's become an "underground" hit. well, its not better--still garbage. certainly not the quality entertainment that would have been provided by obnoxious boss. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

# posted by the real sarahk @ 11:53 AM

| << Home

blog family

fake sarahk link

maggie katzen

our favorite D.I. in training, RISAWN!

blogroll

archives

ne plus ultra

"i'll never let the door hit your behind on the way out" Mayer, Your Body is a Sweat Gland

"fist to face . . . mace to eyes . . . baton to head . . . chest to ground . . . you're under arrest punk." Mraz, After an Afternoon of Protesting

"well i've heard a thousand things come out of your face, but i stopped listening when i needed some space" Mraz, 1000 Things Said Is 993 Too Many

"i'd rather starve than eat your mystery meat" Mayer, My Stupid Songs

"i know you're a mime mime mime, but you do it so badly it bores ofttimes" Mayer, Your Body Has Gotten Out of Hand

"unfortunately you will diss me and i'll diss you back" Mraz, 1000 Things Better Left Unsaid

"get me to an emergency room! baby you, you've got my only heart!" Mayer, Open Heart Surgery

"i'm absolutely definite absolutely positive absolutely definitely positively redundant." Mraz, Did I Fool Ya Into Buying This Blech?

"there's something in the way you laugh that makes my ears bleed" Mraz, After an Afternoon With You My Ears Bleed

"you can be glad in the morning, i'll sneak out the back, and leave you alone here. i'm ice cold baby." Mayer, Music Retread

"i'm sleeping to dream about your twin sister, i'm so tired of having to live with your nagging." Mraz, Sleeping to Dream of Another

"i can't survive on the breath you are finished with--too much CO2" Mayer, Come Back With My Scuba Gear

"i called because I just need to hear myself on the line." Mayer, Split Pesonality Madness

a long-awaited
end

face in palm ... tear to tear ... fingers in ears ... heart to ground ... i am in love with myself ... (jason mraz, after an afternoon of bad music)

there's no place to hide from our music (nickel creek, this side of hades)

how wonderful life is while I'm asleep (elton john, your song)

you're sour as crab apples, you must not be the one. (chantal kreviazuk, crab apples)

Don't you remember? We built this city . . . we built this city on rock an' roll . . .

Clowns never laughed before, beanstalks never grew. Ponies never ran before. 'Till I met you.

All right stop collaborate and listen I'm back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop yo I don't know

My lovely horse, running through the field, Where are you going, with your fetlocks blowing in the wind? I want to shower you with sugar lumps, and ride you over fences. Polish your hooves every single day, and bring you to the horse dentist. My lovely horse, you're a pony no more. Running around with a man on your back, like a train in the night, like a train in the niiigghhtttt. . . Get My Lovely Horse Here